Shattering Assumptions With Femme Gravitas

A 3D mathematical oddity
Beautifully proportioned

Infinitely long legs
Disarmingly sweet-faced

When she spoke I almost sighed with delight

Here was a differential equation buff
The professorial kind
With grace and refreshingly endearing attitude

Defying all essential assumptions
That to be taken serious
A mathematician must be
Bald

Boring

Socially inept
Beyond comprehension
And possess the personality of a wet blanket